Saturday, December 15, 2012

A Thief who stole my stuff


Dear thief who stole my side skirt,

Once you are caught by the police i will personally shove a 22 foot long pipe up your ass. then i will tie you up at a tree and pour a hot boil oil and pour down your throat. oh yeah just to let you know that there is only 3 of this side skirt in Brunei, so it will be easier to track it down from the facebook and bru direct if you are selling to a innocent buyer. so good luck with your sale.

Sincerely,

Sam.

Found out this morning is missing

Call out the Cops and Crime Scene Unit to look for finger print

To the Thief, you left your finger print all over, Thanks

If you return my side skirt i will forgive you.... i m just kidding .




  

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