Dear thief who stole my side skirt,
Once you are caught by the police i will personally shove a 22 foot long pipe up your ass. then i will tie you up at a tree and pour a hot boil oil and pour down your throat. oh yeah just to let you know that there is only 3 of this side skirt in Brunei, so it will be easier to track it down from the facebook and bru direct if you are selling to a innocent buyer. so good luck with your sale.
Sincerely,
Sam.
Found out this morning is missing |
Call out the Cops and Crime Scene Unit to look for finger print |
To the Thief, you left your finger print all over, Thanks |
If you return my side skirt i will forgive you.... i m just kidding . |
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